Well, being civilized like some of you genteel folks are, it's customary to get some answers through investigations and trials and such.
Then provide some sort of appropriate punishment.
I'm German-American, I come from a huge family, and in case ya'll hven't noticed, I have a short fuse.
First I want the heads to roll, then I want to watch every video of it on the Toobs! But first the head-rolling. I'm just a fake member of the Quilting Bee.