[Berlin_Freeper]

In the park there are four of these fountains near each other. As you can imagine they are very popular with the kiddies. So I came home excited totell my daughter there was nobody at the fountains. I suggested we take her dog and go sit in a fountain. But she had other plans. Then my wife said I could go by myself. I replied that there are things that an adult needs the cover of a child to do. If I sit in the fountain with my child that is fine. But if I sit in the fountain by myself that is being a weirdo. What do you think?

Or I could be having a medical situation and needed an emergency cooling off.
I should be wearing normal shorts instead of swimming-shorts for that though.

[Berlin_Freeper]

If you have a child, think of all the things you want to do before they grow-up.