[Berlin_Freeper]

So you are an idiot also because my story has nothing to do with being a jerk, jerk.

[moovova]

"...I saw the dogs in tall grass and that I had a window of opportunity to get by them fast. But then came a tall mound and I was going so fast that when I came down the other side I barely stayed on a curve and hit my helmet on a heavy branch which shook my head back."

So...you were going too fast for conditions, lost control, had an accident...luckily only involving you...but other people and their animals were nearby.

Nope...that is pretty much the definition of "jerk".