[lee martell]

I swear to you, it seems like around 2002, somebody gather all the teacher groups in the country together and hypnotized them all to ‘embrace the sleeze’ in our culture.

If you have to lie to parents, no problem. do it!
If you have to feign suicide to make a kid comply? no problem, do it!
If you have to make the parents lose their jobs for not permitting their kid to attend ‘special training’,
no problem DO IT!!

[dfwgator]

Once again, Monty Python becomes reality.....

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. ..... 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles) 'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...'..... 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... ............. With a melon!?"