So he never saw that coming?
Seems he could find work with a carnival sideshow or TV appearance. Some of those extreme cases have reportedly made a good income from their bizarre appearance with Jim Rose (?) shows. But I doubt it’s a lucrative career move.
He can probably get seasonal work at Halloween venues. Maybe Roswell, NM.
So he never saw that coming?
Apply for a job at a Walmart Returns counter. Their returns will drop in number and their profit line will rise.