If he complained that his birthday cake was ruined, “then you’re like, ‘Well, that wasn’t a cake yet.’” Burr’s response: “It would have been. If you didn’t do what you just did. There would have been a cake in 50 minutes. Something happened to that cake, you cake-murdering son of a b—-.”
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I won’t say Burr is one of us, but he certainly is right on a lot of things.