People still read newspapers? And some even believe what they say?
There was a time that I had the newspaper delivered seven days a week and was an enthusiastic reader of the all of the news and editorial sections, the sports and arts sections and often the business section. I read it pretty much from cover to cover every day unless I was away for work or vacation.
I still took the news with a grain of salt, but enjoyed reading the articles and columns.
I can’t remember the last time I read a paper, though. About ten years ago, I think.
Your reply is exactly as I would have done!
I bow to your excellence.