Name it after Chanda Prescod-Weinstein - and proclaim the telescope to be ‘non-binary’ at the same time.
Then make sure no White man ever works for NASA again. That should get “us” back to the moon, on to Mars as quickly as possible and unveil the secrets of the universe in no time at all.
The “non-binary” crowd will get their panties in a wad when they finally discover the mathematical basis of the computers that guide the rockets, satellites, and aim the telescopes. They will soon be demanding “non-binary” software programs.
Uh-oh. What can we do about binary stars? (Outlaw them from the Universe?)