“The moment they come out of the cities and into the woods is the official, no doubt about it, start of the Civil War.”
They’ll never make it past the collar counties. Those few that do; well, our rural brethren will bat clean up.
Be sure to get the wallets of the offenders and use their credit cards to order the most vile pornography and sex toys sent to their addresses.
There are backhoes even in small towns.