How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to 'keep their clothes on' or 'masturbate six feet from their partner' if the urge arises while infected

UK Daily Mail ^ | June 16, 2022 | Luke Andrews

[rktman]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You’ll give it away. That part is supposed to kept vewee vewee qwai-et. 👬🙈💉

[goo goo g'joob]

... that depends on what the meaning of the word “is”, is

[Alvin Diogenes]

Is that a CDC infographic? I can’t find it at the CDC website.

The text is the CDC’s, but I think the Daily Mail did the infographic based on the CDC’s guidance.

Or can somebody find the image at cdc.gov?

[hanamizu]

Or Homosexuals could just avoid butt sex.

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No, asking homosexuals to try to exercise self-control when it comes to their ‘urges’ is violating their civil rights or something.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If they are six feet away, they are not "your partner".

Not unless you are Mr. Fantastic.

[lastchance]

What a disgusting administration we have.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Use liberally...

[hanamizu]

I find it interesting that the graphic only shows heterosexual couples, even though it seems to be affecting only gay men.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

CDC: There is no safe way to attend church.

CDC: Here are some safe ways to engage in inherently unsafe behaviors.

[FamiliarFace]

No, she said she wouldn’t kiss on the mouth.

[FamiliarFace]

Perfect example of the hypocrisy of the *scientific* CDC.

[BitWielder1]

Just as I thought CDC could not get any crazier, they proved me wrong, again.
I'm beginning to suspect the Jab seriously interferes with brain functions.

[petitfour]

All you need to know about the CDC is right here. They are deranged.

[Old Yeller]

Learn to control yourself. Problem solved.

[BenLurkin]

Odd graphic considering MonkeyPox is another Gay Plague.

Women would be smart to avoid homos altogether.

[cpdiii]

How about this guidance? Don’t F-—! until you are over the infection. Otherwise this is an admission of total irresponsibility among gay men.

[Bernard]

When i read the excerpt I was thinking Monty Python

[Delta 21]

Please Lord, let Donald Trump be reelected so we can tell these perverted numb skulls to get lost again!

[M_Continuum]

Is this a joke?

[ealgeone]

The irony is not lost.