[BiglyCommentary]

Have you, or would you, ever report a crime?

And don’t give some evasive non answer.

[DiogenesLamp]

Have you, or would you, ever report a crime?

And don’t give some evasive non answer.

Sounds like you are giving me an evasive question.

It sounds like you are trying to equate "crime" to mean what this guy did.

There is a concept in law called "mens rea."

You have to be of a mind to do evil before it's really a crime.

And yes, I would report a crime. I just don't consider this a "crime" in the normal meaning of the word.