“...and now it’s difficult to stand. I can’t walk Gracie anymore. My spine is crumbling, and pinching on nerves.”
Approaching 75, I can sympathize.
But I don’t need a wheelchair yet. Those newfangled electric-powered ones cost upwards of $2,300. But at least you can have races down the hallways of the assisted living facilities. YYEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWWWW!!!