Regarding Joe Biden: Improper inflation seems to have caused the crash...
Let's see...
It's Russia's fault. See, this one time, a Russian drove past that street. Later, it was found that the Russian supported Putin.
Show trial coming up next! Starring your two favorite Dem gas bags and camera hogs, Pelousi and Schmucky. The investigation will be headed by Dept. of Homeland Security. The FBI is still too busy busting in doors of people who read an online quote from Ashlee Biden's diary.