You sure he's not a "pod person"? Having trouble seeing how any self-respecting, non-blind female could even THINK about 'bumping uglies" with Mr. Samsonite-Eyes. Heh.
“Having trouble seeing how any self-respecting, non-blind female could even THINK about ‘bumping uglies” with Mr. Samsonite-Eyes.”
Females wouldn’t be “’bumping uglies” with Mr. Samsonite-Eyes” because they like him.
They would be ‘bumping uglies” with Mr. Samsonite-Eyes’ checkbook.