My wife laughed and asked which I considered her. I wisely said, “It’s funny...but it’s not about you.”
As a conservative, I’m soooo torn on this. On the one hand, it’s the Twatshington Pest, and it couldn’t happen to anyone more deserving. On the other...ladies, it’s funny. Grow the **** up.
I see that you have mastered "Does this make me look fat?" and are now a graduate—or perhaps a post-doc!