[DuncanWaring]

I remember there being a “ham and beans” and a “pork and beans”, and one was halfway-decent but the other was ghastly, but couldn’t remember which was which.

It’s amazing how much you can forget in a half-century.

Perhaps now I’ll remember that the ghastly one was “ham and mf-ers”.

[Chainmail]

Ah yes; Ham and M'Fers! The only way I could eat those things was to drain all of the liquid from the can and refill it with water. Then I'd boil them, and then pour the liquid out and finally eat them. You had to be really hungry.

I always promised that I'd find out who ran "Blue Star Food Manufactuing, Inc", and force them - at M-14 point - to eat their own products.