Ha! It certainly got my attention :-)
The reviews are actually decent. I think a lot of people use them for camping.
I haven’t camped, in years....but....if the grands start playing soccer, or any other outside sport....may have to look into to. I can still see my dear MIL sweating it out, at all of our kids’ outdoor games 🥵
It might work? We ended up using something like this that fits on a five gallon bucket. We put it in the dugout for the boys (and now my older son uses it for frisbee tournaments)
I’ve got about 4 tents and I don’t know how many sleeping bags, and haven’t been camping in 10 years.