I had one ready, but being a lurker, did not post it. But since you did...
I spied a door; what did I see?
The hinges were all painted orange.
I wondered how this came to be,
since no one ever paints a door hinge.
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None of the words offered as rhyming with ‘orange’ work for those of us who pronounce it ‘arสนinje.’
With only one cup o’ java in me, I’m offering....
“Aren’t you glad our enjoyment of oranges on our engineless outing originates in Oregon?”
Not really a rhyme but I pronounce ‘or-’ and ‘ar-’ the same in the sentence above. Even ‘our’ is pronounced ‘are.’
‘Horrible’ and ‘Florida’ get the same treatment.