And you know somebody who knows somebody who is second cousins to a guy who has a map with an “X” that marks th spot to dig.
All for a small consideration...
Well, it's an interesting story -- I was hiking the Superstition Mountains after dark, and I fell into the Lost Dutchman Mine shaft, but the lost Ark of the Covenant broke my fall. That's when I found the Templars had stashed the scrolls from the Library of Alexandria, and right on top of that pile was the Chinese treasure map, for some reason.