[old curmudgeon]

Of course it is a coincidence.

We have them all the time.

[Grampa Dave]

“Of course it is a coincidence.”

Rule #39* no coincidences.

*Leroy Jethro Gibbs’s Rules | NCIS Database, https://ncis.fandom.com/wiki/Leroy_Jethro_Gibbs/Gibbs%27s_Rules:

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (particularly) at this level.

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Both of the above rules seem to apply to this B$ posing as news!