Ya know, Rita, I’m gonna vote for you for Guns n’ Ammo covergirl. We’ll all chip in and getcha some of those AKs and ARs, some digital camo, a kick-ass hat (baseball or other? I don’t look good in ball caps, I’m more of a church lady type, or, of course, my all-time favorite, my cowboy hats! But, your choice!)
You’ll be posed age appropriately, but your rifles (with scopes galore...oh, and you should have Gibbs M40A1 Sniper Rifle slung over your back) must have their stocks on your hips, pointed at 45-degree angles, to make that awesome “V” for victory.
What say you?
The print will say “Wassup, bitches? You gonna just sit there and take it? Git offa your ass!”
(ps I’ll serve under you, but only if a bunch of us do. I’m a fair shot with the right scope. And YA GOTTA LET ME USE THE CURSEY WORDS!!)
*blu girl,.. I don’t do baseball hats, either, but you read me like a song. I’ll just say that. 👯♀️