How is it you guys know me so well. I called by son "boober butt", 'booger' or 'boog' for short (now I know how Boog Powell got his name). Sometimes when I'm feeling specially fatherly and sentimental, it still slips out to a growed man, haha.
My daughter was 'stinky' for 'stinky butt' (and boy did it under them diapers sometimes).
I like 'Smellie', for 'Smellie Ellie'. This could work, let's see if it falls out my mouth at the appropriate time. 'Smellie' will keep her humble (like me, right blu?).
#FreeQsAreGenius
p.s. It just hit me. I'm changing bitt's name to 'bott'. Haha.
In all my born days, I have NEVER EVER met anyone as humble as the braggadocio Bagster!
‘bott’ is okay,
just don’t choose another vowel,