Now you see how nice it is to be able to spend other peoples money and call it altruism. YIPI!
Give "Us" One tenth, one quarter, one half, all of your money, an we'll make sure that we'll take good care of you. Don't worry about a thing. We're the government and we're here to help you.
People:
Thanks, but we feel were just fine now. Please go find someone or something else to help.