Cramps do not discriminate by gender
No, but it’s kinda hard to have uterine cramps without a uterus. ;-)
Do women who are post-menopausal get to do this, too, BTW?
The older I get the more I agree.
“Cramps do not discriminate by gender”
Well women do have a massive ball of muscles in their gut whose sole job is to contract in a painful way.
My ex-wife used to get bad PMS every month and took it out on me.
I told our friends I was the one who really suffered from PMS.