Anyone still volunteering to be their guinea pig is foolish.
My 79-year-old double fauxxed mother has been experiencing really strange itching sensations on her feet and hands. Nobody seems to know what’s causing it… She has drank the Kool-Aid hourly for the last two years. I hesitate to even bring up the fact that it might be a fauxinnes. She’d blow a gasket and prolly stroke out.