Yikes! (Well done.)
I remember in 1976, the musical “1776” was performed nightly (six nights a week, I think) at the pavilion across the street from Independence Hall at no charge. I must have seen it ten times.
A second flood, a simple famine
Plagues of locusts everywhere
Or a cataclysmic earthquake
I’d accept with some despair
But, no, You sent us Congress.
Good God, Sir, was that fair?