[ArGee]

Me on Memorial Day: Well, I guess tomorrow it’s back to normal.

My F-I-L: Yes, I guess that’s so.

Me: You’re retired. How can you tell a holiday from a normal day?

[Monkey Face]

The late Igor on retirement:

“Yep, I’m retired. I got nothing to do and all day to do it in, and when I get tired of doing it, I lie down and take a nap.”