REPORTER: "Mr. President, how long until the baby formula shortage is over?"
BIDEN: *Walks away*
pic.twitter.com/3htSO92yOv— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 17, 2022
White House Blames Formula Shortage On That Giant Baby From ‘Honey, I Blew Up The Kid’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Updating the press on the baby formula shortage that’s affecting millions of American families, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) stated that all blame for the shortage rested squarely on the curly locks of the giant baby from Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.
Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) said the crisis had nothing to do with Biden’s list of perfect policies, but occurred because a baby grew to the size of a skyscraper after Pete Buttigieg’s experimental Chest-Milk-O-Matic™ machine malfunctioned, firing a stray embiggening gamma beam into the child’s bedroom.
“The oversized baby has been toddling around the countryside, laying waste to baby formula factories and gulping down silos of the stuff,” said Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) in front of a strategic map tracking the child’s Enfamil®-fueled rampage. “The U.S. military, using a trap designed to look like a giant cupboard filled with pots and pans, hopes to catch the child and shrink him back to normal with the help of legendary scientist, Rick Moranis.”
Sources say plans for the cupboard trap failed, however, as the four branches of the military were unable to memorize one another’s pronouns, throwing the project into gridlock. The gigantic toddler was last seen barreling toward the U.S/Mexico border where there is plenty of baby formula.
*Karine Jean-Pierre is a black, gay immigrant.
Sen. Kennedy ENDS Biden Presidency with one savage line🤣
"You can lead a man to the Presidency, but you can't make him think." pic.twitter.com/NYr2CeTwcA— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 17, 2022
Jill Biden leads Joe through the crowd. He shuffles along behind her looking like an old man with dementia. This is horrifying.
I would imagine it has to do with the fact that Israel is supplying sophisticated weapons to Ukraine to kill Russians