An Italian archaeologist friend of mine sent me and my travel companions (three young women) into the Museo Archeologico on my first trip to Naples, and the museum tour guard was having an admittedly mild crisis of conscience about how much to show us, since American women can make a scene. Up on a high pedestal in the center of one of the more public rooms, there was a large nude male sculpture, which had a small hole in the fig leaf area. The guard took a happy-to-see-us sculpted phallus out of a drawer and inserted it for our viewing pleasure—LOL! We were rather naïve, middle-class gals and he got a kick out of embarrassing us! A memorable tour.
Hey, if you had been Europeans, he’d have used his own, instead of the sculpted one. ;^)