Star-Lord isn’t into guys, so that makes him “homophobic”?
In the "Guardians Of The Galaxy" movie (I just watched the 3D version last night, by coincidence) when the main female character comments on how messy his ship is he says to one of the other characters "She has no idea. If she had a black light, the inside of this ship would look like a Jackson Pollock painting!"
LOL, grinning that as I type...now THAT is great writing! Goes over the heads of humans who shouldn't know what that means, and hits those who do squarely in the funny bone!