Don’t TELL them about these places”
40 years ago here in the mountains of NC there were ‘secret’ swimming holes and waterfalls that very few people knew about and were great for getting away from crowds.
Now they are are listed on internet hiking sites with GPS directions and are packed with people.
Mark them on the maps with Deliverance avatars
Spread rumors that banjo playing cross eyed kids frequent them
and tell the HalfBacks to just keep on going back to Jersey