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To: BenLurkin

Hi.

Long time ago someone asked me, would you like to become an Airborne Ranger?

I asked, what’s that?

The person then said, you go off to distant lands, meet interesting people and jump out of airplanes (perfectly good ones).

No, don’t think so, thanks for asking (this person had a smokey the bear hat. Weird).

Later on someone asked me if I’d like to be an astronaut. I asked, what’s that?

The person says to me, you will see the stars and moon. We strap your ass to 40 tons of hydroxyzine and oxygen, and light it off.

Riiight...

5.56mm


34 posted on 04/17/2022 10:53:52 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: M Kehoe

You didn’t want to be an airborne ranger? Live on blood, and guts, and danger?


35 posted on 04/17/2022 10:57:01 AM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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