Russian oysters? Sorry Cher, your pal Pedo Jo has first dibs on them.
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Russian oysters
Take a dozen fresh oysters (see I C Sharks St. Pete).
Open them up on the half shell,
Take fresh shaved horseradish and garnish,
Take fresh baluga caviar and sprinkle generously,
Oysters Moscow.
Slurp and enjoy.
5.56mm