[bitt]

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

More stories below that one..!!

[blu]

Bitt, you forgot the NATO, WHO, and all those secret squirrel orgs. rules.

Rule 650 f: FMLOL
To whit; all Florida Man™ stories must be posted in their entirety. Links to articles behind a paywall are verboten. Ain’t none of us rich enough to have all those memberships!

But thanks for the Florida tom-foolery taste, just a nibble. “Please sir, may I have some more?”