OK... wut makes YOU a woman???
KJB: No clue. Never took biology. Sorry.
OK ... why do you eat?
KJB: Who knows? Never took a class in nutrition.
OK ... who are you?
KJB: Your guess is as good as mine. Never studied psychology or philosophy.
OK ... who's that half-awake guy shuffling out of the room who nominated you?
KJB: That's senile Sleepy Joe.
Senate Judiciary Chairman Durbin: BINGO! You're confirmed!