The Babylon Bee Presents: Kamala Harris Explains

The Babylon Bee ^ | March 10 2022 | The Babylon Bee

[TribalPrincess2U]

Seem to remember something about the left and Trump needed to be looked at by a psychiatrist?

[drSteve78]

Her version of Scrabble contains only 2 letters: “H” and “A”

Aaaah? Aha . Hahaha!

[null and void]

...and I'm going further off topic:

Signal green isn't green.

Signal yellow isn't yellow.

Signal red isn't red.

There are very good reasons for this.

[Kickaha]

Kamala, La Cama, The Mattress.

[SecondAmendment]

Harris needs to retake the Senate’s “How to look like you are credibly answering any question you are too stupid to understand by tossing a word salad” class.

[cdcdawg]

Outstanding work from the Babylon Bee. Doing satire on Kamala is not an easy task.

[Churchillspirit]

LOL!

[fwdude]

Apparently, in Europe, you get a yellow light right before the green (between the red and green). That is so that you can rev your engines up and be the first off the starting line. Sort of like the Christmas tree light at the drag races.

I can confirm this. Very strange system.

[Nifster]

Lordy how I love the Bee

[mowowie]

she reminds me of a used teabag

[bitt]

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[TheWriterTX]

Lol!

Yellow is the stomp color; gas or brake is user’s discretion.

[M Kehoe]

LOL.

My apologies to the office of the Vice President.

5.56mm

[AndyJackson]

Poor Bee, just struggling to keep up with reality.

[Enterprise]

"A little off topic but I thought yellow meant haul ass."

A child was once asked about the lights. She said green means go, and red means stop. She was asked about yellow. She said yellow means mom stops, and dad speeds up.

[Neverlift]

“A little off topic but I thought yellow meant haul ass.”

If the light turns red while I am half way through the intersection the light is “dark orange”.