LOL...my buddy took care of me. Nowadays, your friends would draw crap on you with a permanent marker and shave half you head.
He watched out for me, even the next morning when I didn’t show up for muster. He made an excuse for me, and the Petty Officer accepted it. I didn’t regain consciousness until 11:00 AM the next morning.
Real shipmates look out for one other.
Remember when Hunkle was down in the dumps because he had that tattoo? Gertie caused him to reenlist in shame instead of getting married.
Ah but Lt. Reid offered a fine and oh so simple solution:
... Just tattoo panties and a bra on her.
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You just watch — the Navy is finally going to get the respect it deserves!
Sailors walk on water just on general principle. :)