Brandon is only five years older than me but he’s so......
OLD!
Disturbing.
Potato Head is 15 years older than me...
He's FREEKIN' OLD! OLD OLD! Like, what's he doing still being alive, he's that old! (p.s. My Mom™ died at 92..so trust me, I know old!
Brandon is “old” because I believe evil destroys a person. Look at Soros or the Clintons even their money can provide healthy aging. You on the other hand enjoy your life and are so active doing positive things. Your stories of your life in Alaska are fascinating. In 10 years you won’t “be” as old as Brandon is today.