[bitt]

LOOKS like the priest jammed the ashes on his forehead while saying, “you are such a putz!”

[Melian]

SLIDE:

One year, a priest gave me a gigantic ash cross on my forehead... really, it was embarrassingly big, 2” tall and almost 3” across, like I was an extra bad girl.

I always wondered why he did it. My friends got quite the kick out of it since I was know as “the devout one.”

[Melian]

I'm just enjoying Maxine's sadness.

[COUNTrecount]

A putz with a side of schmuckiness.