“ Did you tell him all Black Russians look the same?”
lol
I used to like white Russians. But would that be racist now.? Or is ordering a black Russian racist? I wonder what you would get if you just played it safe and order a Russian?
Don’t even think about ordering a Bloody Mary. That would REALLY get you in trouble.
I started to order a Jack and diet, but he was holding a bottle of Kaluah so I changed to a black Russian. He got all huffy and asked me why I changed my order, and even though I told him it was the Kaluah, he asked another bartender to serve me.