obviously this is satire, but the real truth is, it is only this extended peace that has happened since WW2 that has allowed us to “pretend” a military can be filled with women, homo, and transexuals.
In a real war, like WW3 kind of war, all that would go *POOF* nearly instantly.
It’s said that conservatism is the natural state of mankind.
The only good thing about a real war is that it will purge the military of idiots real quick.