“I’ve been trying and trying...
Finally I got on the wait list - apparently there are 868,536 ahead of me.”
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They’re vetting and checking out signings. This is not as simple as joining Amazon Prime. I’ve had others state the same.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease!
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.
It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em", and is capable of crippling our current population.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2020 when they elected Joe Biden and Liberal Progressives into power and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
It's pronounced "Vote-em-out." It can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a Doctor's prescription.
You take the first dose now. The second dose should be taken just before the 2022 elections, otherwise, it could eventually wipe out all life as we presently know it in the USA.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks who truly care about America and to the many misguided fools who think socialism is the answer to all their personal failings.