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To: DallasBiff

Mayberry reboot.

Andy: Woke democrat sheriff who lets Ernest T. Bass break windows without consequence.

Barney: Soy Boy who needs a safe space.

Aunt Bee: Closeted lesbian cat lady.

Opie: Adderall user, convinced he is really a girl, Opina.

Goober: Meth head mechanic.

Floyd: Still gay.

Otis: Pedophile.

Darlin Boys: Hick-hop band.

Thelma Lou: Dominatrix. Has total control of Barney.


29 posted on 02/24/2022 7:56:10 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

LOL! The 2022 version of the Andy Griffith show.


31 posted on 02/24/2022 8:06:22 PM PST by DallasBiff (Lautenberg The Forefather of "The Nanny State!")
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To: Rebelbase
Mayberry reboot. Andy: Woke democrat sheriff who lets Ernest T. Bass break windows without consequence. Barney: Soy Boy who needs a safe space. Aunt Bee: Closeted lesbian cat lady. Opie: Adderall user, convinced he is really a girl, Opina. Goober: Meth head mechanic. Floyd: Still gay. Otis: Pedophile. Darlin Boys: Hick-hop band. Thelma Lou: Dominatrix. Has total control of Barney.

Excellent!

Ernest T. Bass would, of course, be an antifa street-fighter or "Occupier," right?

But needs more "Wokeness" and "BLM." How could you work that in?

Regards,

35 posted on 02/24/2022 11:27:21 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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