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They were the first to brew beer. You can’t have a civilization without beer.

islam forbids the consumption of any alcoholic beverage. Q.E.D.

[Noumenon]

And there you have it.

[zeugma]

# They were the first to brew beer. You can’t have a civilization without beer.
# islam forbids the consumption of any alcoholic beverage. Q.E.D.

Definitive proof that islam is not civilized (like we needed more evidence)