[blu]

May I suggest “wanker” instead of “hoser”?

Wanker is more of a Brit, Aussie or New Zeeland slur. Hoser, now that, we in the Great White North, that we own!

[ponygirl]

Gonna put on my tuque, eh buddy? Take off, hoser! We're gonna play the Beer Hunter game!

(And it's the 80s all over again!)