Psaki Says Everyone Will Have To Show Proof Of Vaccination Before Receiving Free Crack Pipe

Babylon Bee ^ | 2-9-22 | Babylon Bee

[TChad]

The Bee does it again.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Got me. I looked.

[hoe_cake]

I’ll obtain a ‘sweet high’ when the Biden admin goes DOWN.

[Nateman]

So when do our tax dollars support buying the crack? Oh that's right money is fungible so it already does!

[House Atreides]

As a matter of basic human decency, they should also give out a free N95 mask with each crack pipe. It’s the righteous thing to do. /sarc

[AAABEST]

I thought this was real.

Seriously.

[AndyJackson]

The Bee does it again.

It's easy. You just report what's going on.

[twister881]

Colonel Rosa Klebb: “If you do not follow my orders, you will be shot!”

[TChad]

I bet Hunter would be interested. Crack pipes can really add up.

[cockroach_magoo]

Anyone know if it’s maximum 3 pipes per family?

[twister881]

>>I bet Hunter would be interested. Crack pipes can really add up.<<

I think it’s the “Hunter Biden Signature Model” crack pipe that the Sock Puppet administration is giving away to our downtrodden POC brothers. Such compassion and caring!

/s

[353FMG]

Do they have to prove that they’re crack addicts?

[crz]

The BaBee..

[DaBroasta]

Anyone know if it’s maximum 3 pipes per family?

I believe it is 3 per family but in the name of equality it's only free to families of color.

[GOPJ]

LOL - got me too. I looked.

[TigersEye]

Do they have to prove that they’re crack addicts?

No, but they will need a state-issued ID of some kind for proof of age.

[aquila48]

👍

[UnwashedPeasant]

Children should be free to use crack without the fear of racism. Stop the anti-crack hate. /s

[.44 Special]

If your Amish you don’t have to prove you’ve been vaxxed to get your free crackpipe. The Amish also a free month’s supply of crack, a free 75” smart TV, and a pair of premium sneakers of their choice. All part of the Amish Equity and Reparations Bill.

[Nifster]

Where’s Hunter???