No kidding. I feel like this guy (thankfully do not resemble him in appearance other than perhaps the hair standing on end except mine is very long).
https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4034089/posts?page=910#910
HA! Looks just like my high-school Algebra teacher. A girl in my class was in love with him, even though the blackboard behind his desk was studded with his petrified boogers. Will never forget that as long as I live. :-)
Get a brush and start over. It's going to get much much worse. But you knew that.