I don’t know exactly what you are looking for but maybe you could try Colonguard instead. It’s an at home test, so no surprise vax.
In under 100 and slightly over Joe Bidens IQ
Thanks!
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=cologuard+with+Mahk&view=detail&mid=A36D37DA4436D8C6F78AA36D37DA4436D8C6F78A&FORM=VIRE
Not Bigg Reed approved