I was kidding of course - that particular “musical gem” never fails to amuse me. But speaking of songs that were off-format time-wise, I can remember going to FM stations when I was a kid to get the long-form version of “Alice’s Restaurant”, which if I remember correctly ran something like 17 minutes. No telling what your DJ friend could do during that if his station allowed him to play it!
Still listen to “Alice’s Restaurant” at some point every Thanksgiving.