Posted on 01/21/2022 1:52:39 PM PST by SES1066
Why is it appropriate to include all that political crap in an article in “Eatery”?
Snowflake author will really flip our when she checks out this new news:
https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-annexes-oklahoma-turns-entire-state-into-one-giant-buc-ees
OKLAHOMA—Texas has announced the unilateral annexation of Oklahoma. The entire state will be leveled and turned into one giant Buc-ee’s convenience store, according to sources within the Texas state government.
The move was made as part of an attempt to find a use for the state to the north of Texas, as it seemed to just be acres and acres of nothing worthwhile.
“There, that’s a far better use of these 7,000 useless square miles,” said Texas Governor Greg Abbott as bulldozers began demolishing the trailer parks, exotic cat zoos, and lame gas stations with fewer than 48 pumps that made up the state of Oklahoma. “Finally — weary travelers just passing through Oklahoma can experience fine refreshments, plenty of gas pumps, and extremely tasty snacks.”
Abbott then bit into a glazed pistachio. “Oh, man. This is to die for.”
You forgot to mention to mention the most important part. They have huge restrooms with at least 50 stalls each for men and women. They have so much restroom capacity that they can afford to have staff cleaning the restrooms full time and even encourage groups in busses to stop by. There is never a line to go to the restrooms at Buc-ee’s.
I love Buckees , if you are on the road it is a good place to get whatever you might need.
The one up on I45 in Texas had sign that said.
Buck-ees. Eat here and get gas!
I haven’t been up that way in quite a while. I hope the sign is still there, it always made me laugh!
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